Saturday, April 13, 2013


Pleasantly surprised.

You guys, I have no soul. I am more of a 'go see something that creeps me out' kind of guy so this 'feel good kind of movie' had close to zero appeal to me.

I was very pleasantly surprised. I had that 'good feeling' come up many times during the movie and I thought overall it was very well done.

Harrison Ford rocked it as the manager. Chadwick Boseman played a very convincing Jackie Robinson also.

3 out of 5

Ok but side note...THE LADIES BEHIND ME WOULD NOT SHUT UP. Some would say it was cute but it was so annoying.

"Oh no Jackie!"

"Oh they are just so mean!"

"Oh that's just great, isn't it?"

Seriously it was so annoying. I will never go to a feel good movie again.

Just kidding it was good.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

GI Joe Retaliation

Best movie ever? Best movie ever.

Now, let's talk about GI Joe Retaliation. I loved it guys. I recommended the first movie to everyone and everyone laughed at me and so goes numero dos. I will recommend this one to you and will appreciate the laughs after you see it and hate it but-- I. Loved. It.

You may notice on the poster above that this movie was supposed to be released on June 29th. Remember how it wasn't? Remember how the world had to wait until freaking MARCH?!

I almost died.

But then I didn't and it I'm still here.

Why I love GI Joe 2: 


The Rock.

Tyra from Friday Night Lights oh my goshhhhh.


Bruce Willis.

Anyone who hates this movie obviously doesn't enjoy life. 

Friday, March 8, 2013

OZ- The Great and Powerful

Oz-The Great and Powerful comes out today. I saw it last night. That's how I roll.

Too bad I need to start out with a mini vent. So I know that Warner Bros owns the rights to The Wizard of Oz, so Disney had to be careful not to steal any of their rights but it's getting a little ridiculous. I mean this movie WAS a prequel to The Wizard of Oz without it being the prequel. It's just a bummer that they couldn't say words like 'Dorothy'. I mean, come on.

Ok, that being said. Wicked is much better than Oz. But I liked this movie. My friend I went with---yeah I don't think she liked it as much. I dunno. I felt like a child laughing at all the childish jokes. It was a fairly predictable movie, but I still enjoyed it. It kind of reminded me of Willy Wonka land. Oz was just so cool looking. I think I'm going to visit one day.

I DO have something to say about the 3D. I accidentally showed up to a showing that was for 3D only. I usually hate 3D. However, this was the best 3D movie I have seen since Avatar. I know what you all are thinking..."Ok you are stooopid Justin." But I mean it! Like they would throw things at the camera and I would flinch. It was pretty neat. I don't think the movie would have been the same in 2D. It kind of reminded me of the Justin Bieber Never Say Never 3D movie. WAIT! I mean the Katy Perry 3D movie...but I digress.

Oz...worth it? James Franco is pretty much a terrible actor. Is he good in anything? Someone remind me please. Mila Kunis--meh not her best. Michelle Williams was aight but pretty boring. Rachel Weisz was the best in the movie. She actually acted like she wanted to be in the movie. I guess I mostly liked the scenery and the 3D. Other than that it wasn't anything incredible, but I still enjoyed it.

I love movies. And sour patch kids.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The Last Last Exorcism

It was called to my attention by my many fans out there that I haven't really been updating my movie blog lately. Sorry. I have been sooooo busy dating. Anyways, I have seen plenty of movies this year. Still love them.

The latest one I saw was The Last Exorcism But Not Really. Or in other words, The Last Exorcism Part II. I loved the first one. What can I say? I am a sucker for scary movies. I was excited for this one because I had no idea how they would pull off a sequel.

Well, this is how they did it guys...spoiler alert...have possessed girl walk around the house for two hours and get repossessed. Dummmmb.

I was not scared at all. Well, she is pretty ugly, and that was scary. She is less scary when she isn't possessed.

I read the book Carrie by Stephen King last year and they totally had some copy cat moments from that in this movie so I was unimpressed.

Definitely not worth it. Still would rather go watch this over exercising though. See what I did there?