So I see a ton of movies. I am a poor college student who needs student loans for the sole purpose of seeing movies. I see every movie I want to on opening night. What is the point of waiting till week two when you wait months after seeing that awesome trailer. I give my opinions about movies too. Alot. And guess what...? A lot of people disagree with what I have to say. But you find me one movie critic that everyone listens too and says, "oh, hey, if so and so liked it it has to be good!" Cuz if you can find that movie critic....let me know.
So real quick I wanna clarify some things. I'm Mormon. What does that have to do with anything??? I don't see EVERY movie. I tryyy to be selective. You won't read a movie review for a rated R movie. I don't see them. Sorry.
"Then I'm not a movie critic."
"Then what are you???"
"I'm a poor college student who is obsessed with movies and wants people to know what I think about them."
"Well that's dumb. You should see everything! Then you could truly be successful!"
"Then quit reading this and go find someone who does see EVERYTHING!"
My point is this. I love movies. I am easily entertained. I try to find the good in every movie(except the only good I saw in The Last Airbender.....was....well....still working on that...). People will disagree with my movie recommendations and stuff. But people always ask me if I've seen "such and such" movie. And I usually have. So here it is...